Expedited AOS

[tired]

Is there any such thing as an expedited AOS process? My PD is Feb 2002 and my labor certification case was lost for almost 4 years. Could that be a ground for such consideration?
PraetorianXI, please weight in with your expert advice. I am going through some stressful times alongwith my kids since my wife is in school in a different state. I talked to USCIS customer service today and they said that my case has to wait for about 400 days more before it can be processed.
Thanks everyone.
Tired

[txh1b]

No such provision.

[tired]

Thanks for your update. I actually read the requirements for this process.
I have another question (Pardon me if I am being annoying. I am just confused and frustrated).
How is it possible for some cases to be processed when the receipt date is later than what USCIS is currently processing. I have read so many instances here where people got their GC within four months and the receipt date of their I-485 is in 2008.
I called the USCIS customer service today and I was told that my case is in a queue and will be taken up after around 400 days.
I am totally confused.
Is there any order in which these cases are processed?

[txh1b]

Are you family based or Employment based?

As far as EB goes, it is purely random as to which file gets picked when the PD is current.